Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
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