seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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