I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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