someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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