**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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