Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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