i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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