I wanna bring you to show and tell
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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