This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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