hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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