at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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