my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
porn star boner night. come get it.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
All the doctor said was why
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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