just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize
