God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
I just gift wrapped bread.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
