Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
this must be what syphilis tastes like
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
The chlamydia really affected his face.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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