Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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