I wanna bring you to show and tell
Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
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