So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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