No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
Randomize
