Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
The dick lei will go down in squad history
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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