i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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