I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
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