she was so not down for the gang bang
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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