You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
