Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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