The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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