It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
