You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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