To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
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