found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Randomize
