I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
my being single is dangerous.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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