Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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