Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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