I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
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