i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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