I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
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