I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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