I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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