when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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