whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Randomize
