He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I am one with the molecules
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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