And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
You left your underwear on the fireplace
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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