Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
Randomize
