please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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