Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
