I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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