Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
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HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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