its not stalking. its research.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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