Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
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