windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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