some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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