Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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