Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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